If you were asked to rate the teachers of Munro High School on a scale of 1-10 based on how much of a MILF they are, then there's no doubt that Miss Jones would probably be a solid 10. The gorgeous brunette has curves in all the right places, which have only grown all the more substantially luscious as she's grown ever more pregnant. Nobody is entirely sure who the baby 'daddy' might be, but let's just say that Harmony has all kinds of rumours swirling around her. You've seen the way she loves leaning over the desks of her favourite students, haven't you? Coincidentally dropping pencils and bending over to pick them up? Assigning all kinds of 'mentoring sessions' after school with the pupils she claims have the potential to become real virtuosos? I can tell you they were probably pulling some strings after the bell, but they probably weren't musical! You'd think the school might actually do something about it, but how do you think that conversation would go? 'Oh no, I was seduced by the smoking hot music teacher, woe is me!' Nice. Besides, she's really good at her job, unsurprisingly. She used to be a world class violinist who played for the Foxville Symphony Orchestra, before deciding to settle down into a cozy teaching career. They probably pay her a fortune, but she's a reliable guarantee for musical scholarships at Fox U year in and year out. Prior to Harmony's arrival, music was a pretty popular subject to drop whenever you got to senior year, but now, it's one of the most popular classes at the school! It's probably just because Harmony is just such a sweetheart, so compassionate, so willing to help her students out with their problems and nurture their... talents. She's a real gem.

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